Showing posts with label purple pt cruiser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label purple pt cruiser. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Tom Dargie Claims His Purple PT Cruiser is Innocent! Part VII – THE END?



FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Tom Dargie Claims His Purple PT Cruiser is Innocent! Part VII – THE END?


As mentioned yesterday, after ‘The Apology’ was deleted, one of the group managers made a post that the message had been deleted. No reason for deleting the apology message was given. Noted as well there were two comments to the deletion notice.
    
The first comment was made by one Thom ass Dargie.

     As noted before the message was deleted but to the best of my recollection Mr. Tom Dargie wrote that he owned a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top but that it had not moved from his drive over the weekend. And he supplied some hours. 

"Ha ha," said Mr PT Cruiser, "I can drive with impunity!"

The second comment was made by our pedestrian.
    
     As noted before the message was deleted but to the best of my recollection they wrote that they had not made any accusation as to the identity of the PT Cruiser’s driver. As well they posed the question as to why Caroline Cope would file a fake harassment complaint over their original post.

     And of course you know what happened next. Not only were both comments deleted but the entire thread was deleted.
     Now would be a good time to summarize what happened.

-         A post about a pedestrian’s near miss with a speeding Purple PT Cruiser with a black top was made.
-         The post about the near miss was deleted due to a [faked] harassment complaint by Caroline Cope.
-         A post apologizing to Caroline Cope for making her feel uneasy was made
-         The Apology to Caroline Cope was very quickly deleted from Facebook’s Fernbrook Information and News Group. With no reason being given.
-         Next, a post saying the apology had been deleted was made… and then quickly deleted. Again with no reason being given.


     Although we should note that the pedestrian who made the speeding car comment about the tomfool in the purple PT Cruiser with the black top appears to have been kicked out of the Fernbrook Information and News Group and/or Facebook. 

PT Cruiser suddenly hit by impunity.


     And that’s where this petty story ends. 

    Except for… do you recall the very first sentence of Part I. Probably not. So let me refresh your memory: 

“This is a petty yet true silly story about a sluggish trailer park community, Fernbrook Resort in Freelton, held hostage by a few appalling individuals, their puppet pals, and some satellite acquaintances who desperately orbit for their approval.”

     How does that hypothesis tie in?

     Well, the Fernbrook Information and News (FIN) Facebook group has a rival for the affections of Fernbrook. The rival group is run by some who want to be the center around which Fernbrook Resort revolves. The popular Good Old Boys and Girls. Anyone can join the FIN Facebook group but only the socially acceptable can join their group. And I allege that this second group is trying to knock the FIN group out of commission by having their puppets and satellites file fake harassment complaints. I however don’t see the point in this because these petty harassers already control FIN. They can force the FIN Facebook group to remove any post, even a post about an alleged dangerous driver, simply by filing a fake harassment complaint.     

The de-evolution of the human species.


     That’s right. A bunch of tom fools can’t cope with not being in charge are destroying the once friendly fabric of Fernbrook Resort.

     That’s the real silly tale about a few determined tomfool harassers, Good Old Boys and Girls is what we call them, who have successfully cowed a small community so thoroughly that their names and their dastardly deeds can not be whispered about, talked about or even written about. So feared are they.

This guest story was submitted by Multatuli.

Friday, March 13, 2020

FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Part V – AN APOLOGY TO CARLINE COPE




FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Part V – AN APOLOGY TO CARLINE COPE


What follows is the word for word apology posted to Facebook BY THE ACCUSED HARASSER in answer to the fake harassment complaint made by the possible sophist Caroline Cope.

The standard by which all apologies are judged.

AN APOLOGY TO CAROLINE COPE.

Recently I made a post to Facebook regarding a close encounter I had with a purple PT Cruiser with a black top that seemed to make no effort to share the road and little effort to respect our posted speed limit. Talk about Tom Fool behavior!

Regardless, one Caroline Cope, as a result of my post, made a harassment complaint to the Facebook Police.

As a result of Caroline Cope’s harassment complaint my dangerous driving observation was removed.

I would like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize to Caroline Cope for my harassment of her when I reported that I was almost hit by a Purple PT cruiser with a black top (even though I was on the side of the road).

If Caroline Cope would like visit with me so I can personally apologize to her she can drop me a note or stop by my home.

I don’t actually know Caroline Cope so I do wonder… does Ms. Caroline Cope happen to pilot a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top?   

"What a great apology," said Socrates,

 And how did the Fernbrook Information and News group respond to the apology to Ms. Caroline Cope ?

This guest story was submitted by Multatuli.

NEXT EPISODE: THE APOLOGY THAT WENT BYE BYE.




Wednesday, March 11, 2020

FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Why Couldn’t Caroline Cope With A Facebook Comment? Part IV








FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON:  Why Couldn’t Caroline Cope With A Facebook Comment? Part IV


"I would love to teach Caroline how to cope," said deceased author Erma Bombeck

A post concerning a pedestrian being buzzed by an alleged careless driver of a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top disappeared from the Facebook group Fernbrook Information and News. Though there were plenty of views and thumbs up. And no negative comments.

That post (in approximation):

““When driving the sometimes perilous roads of Fernbrook I take care. Especially when pedestrians are present. Tonight, as I was walking to the clubhouse, a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top zoomed by me very closely, approximately 3 inches away. If I had extended my elbow I could have hit the car. Nice driving Bobby Rahal – you’re a sure bet to win the Fernbrook 500 next spring.”   


What happened to this Facebook post?

It is my understanding that a complaint was filed. To the Facebook 5-0 policing team. Identifying the post as containing harassing content. Facebook 5-0 then contacted the managers of the Fernbrook Information and News site with the harassment complaint. The managers of the site agreed that the post would have to be removed.
Could this book teach Caroline how to cope?

After removing the post regarding the questionable driving incident the managers let the poster know why the post was deleted. The post was deleted because someone by the name of Caroline Cope had complained that the post was harassment. Harassing of who or what was not mentioned. Physical proof was shown (an e-mail from Facebook) that a Caroline Cope had indeed complained to Facebook. There was no explanation as to what was harassing about the offending post. Just that a Caroline Cope had complained that the post was harassing.

Was there anything offending about the post? Honestly, I don’t see anything remotely offensive. At all. Unless you’re a Bobby Rahal fan. Or, perhaps, you drive a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top.  

Does Caroline Cope (or anyone at the Caroline Cope residence) drive a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top? I was told no. And, being told where she lived, we have done several personal checks and have yet to see a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top (or a PT Cruiser of any sort) parked in or around her residence.

Was Caroline Cope truly harassed by this post? Or is Caroline Cope simply a liar who lied about the post to Facebook in order to have the post removed and/or to besmirch the name of the poster. You will have to judge for yourselves if Caroline Cope was truly harassed or if ‘Caroline Cope’ is an out and out liar with an axe to grind. I know what I think.

Anyway, the now maligned poster, identified as a harasser by Caroline Cope apparently offered to apologize to Caroline Cope for offending her.

And that is what they did.


"Ha Ha I win again," said Mr (or Ms.) Purple PT Cruiser.

This guest story was submitted by Multatuli.

NEXT EPISODE: THE APOLOGY TO CAROLINE COPE.