FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Part V – AN APOLOGY TO CARLINE COPE

FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON: Part V – AN APOLOGY TO CARLINE COPE

What follows is the word for word apology posted to Facebook BY THE ACCUSED HARASSER in answer to the fake harassment complaint made by the possible sophist Caroline Cope.

The standard by which all apologies are judged.

AN APOLOGY TO CAROLINE COPE.

Recently I made a post to Facebook regarding a close encounter I had with a purple PT Cruiser with a black top that seemed to make no effort to share the road and little effort to respect our posted speed limit. Talk about Tom Fool behavior!

Regardless, one Caroline Cope, as a result of my post, made a harassment complaint to the Facebook Police.

As a result of Caroline Cope’s harassment complaint my dangerous driving observation was removed.

I would like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize to Caroline Cope for my harassment of her when I reported that I was almost hit by a Purple PT cruiser with a black top (even though I was on the side of the road).

If Caroline Cope would like visit with me so I can personally apologize to her she can drop me a note or stop by my home.

I don’t actually know Caroline Cope so I do wonder… does Ms. Caroline Cope happen to pilot a Purple PT Cruiser with a black top?   

"What a great apology," said Socrates,

 And how did the Fernbrook Information and News group respond to the apology to Ms. Caroline Cope ?

This guest story was submitted by Multatuli.

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